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Konami Introduces First Alternate Format Created Entirely by Grok

Out of absolutely nowhere Konami announced a brand-new alternate game format, which has been worked on for over 2 years, according to them. In the Genesys format, all cards are…

September 22, 2025No Comments

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President of France E. Macron Approves Budget Cuts, Duel Against Japanese Child

PARIS (THT) — French President Emmanuel Macron has declared that despite a looming political crisis over budget plans his primary objective is to defeat a Japanese teenager in a duel.…

August 31, 2025No Comments

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Reports of K9 Police Brutality Surge Among Handtrap Communities

An alarming number of reports claiming police brutality have surfaced since the beginning of August, mostly from communities with a majority of handtrap residents. One disturbing incident caught on video…

August 6, 2025No Comments

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New Time Rules Will Ensure Rounds End by Having Players Shot in the Head

In a surprise announcement, Konami changed the current widely loathed time rules in the TCG for the upcoming Worlds Championship 2025 tournament. After accidentally telling people the new time rules…

July 30, 2025No Comments

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Annoying Guy Complaining About Meta Kinda Right This Time

In a shocking turn of events, local internet commenter and generally unpleasant dude Obelisk_Blew037 was seen as almost correct in his complaints about the current Master Duel meta and its…

July 19, 2025No Comments

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As Pride Month Ends Rainbow Kuriboh Reverts Back to Clear Kuriboh

In a controversial move, just minutes after midnight of July 1st, Rainbow Kuriboh quietly changed all of its social media banners back to the regular Clear Kuriboh. For the entirety…

July 1, 2025No Comments

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Deck Profile: 4-0 Ghostricks W/ 9×19 mm Glock Engine

Hey all, today I managed to do what many considered to be impossible in the current meta - I won my very competitive locals with none other than Ghostricks! To…

Moonlit Chill April 19, 2025

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Opinion: Don’t Build That New Deck, You Won’t Play It

Yeah, I'm talking directly to you. You really want that new deck. You're gonna play it so much. Go ahead, dream all you'd like, but I'm here to make sure…

Abuelo Murciélago April 17, 2025

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Current Meta Sucks, According to a Player Who Hasn’t Touched a Card in 5 Years

It's always an exciting time after the banlist: the meta shakes up, exciting strategies emerge after unlimits and the top decks give way to new contenders. But such a jolly…

Jackson Leight April 17, 2025