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President of France E. Macron Approves Budget Cuts, Duel Against Japanese Child
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President of France E. Macron Approves Budget Cuts, Duel Against Japanese Child

PARIS (THT) — French President Emmanuel Macron has declared that despite a looming political crisis over budget plans his primary objective is to defeat a Japanese teenager in a duel.…
Posted by Avatar photo Jackson Leight August 31, 2025
Reports of K9 Police Brutality Surge Among Handtrap Communities
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Reports of K9 Police Brutality Surge Among Handtrap Communities

An alarming number of reports claiming police brutality have surfaced since the beginning of August, mostly from communities with a majority of handtrap residents. One disturbing incident caught on video…
Posted by Avatar photo Jackson Leight August 6, 2025

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